1 00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:05,704 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:32,931 ♪ ♪ 3 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:03,996 ♪ ♪ 4 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,949 MIRIAM: Clarence, Clarence? 5 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:58,450 Clarence! 6 00:01:58,519 --> 00:01:59,885 CLARENCE: I heard you the first time. 7 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:01,219 This better be good. 8 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,420 I wouldn't be bothering someone 9 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:03,822 with your busy schedule 10 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:06,091 if I didn't think it was at least a Code Two. 11 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:07,693 Famines and floods are Code Two! 12 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:09,761 Tornadoes and earthquakes are Code Two. 13 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:10,929 All right, all right, 14 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:12,230 so maybe it's a Code Three. 15 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,232 I haven't memorized the manual yet. 16 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,301 Well, memorize it and get back to me. 17 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,036 But, by then, it'll be too late! 18 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:19,538 And a lot of people's Christmases 19 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:20,839 will be ruined forever, 20 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:22,307 and I'll never get my wings, and... 21 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,675 All right, all right! 22 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,611 Just stop talking and show me what you got. 23 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,713 And it better be good. 24 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:32,017 CAROLERS: ♪ Here we come caroling among the leaves so green... ♪ 25 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:35,020 Miriam, where are we? 26 00:02:35,089 --> 00:02:37,022 This is West Beverly High 27 00:02:37,091 --> 00:02:38,924 and those kids walking down the hall 28 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:41,927 are the West Beverly High Madrigal Singers. 29 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:44,529 ♪ ...Send you a happy new year ♪ 30 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:48,867 ♪ And God send you a happy new year ♪ 31 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:51,369 ♪ God bless the master of this house ♪ 32 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:52,838 ♪ Likewise the mistress, too ♪ 33 00:02:52,907 --> 00:02:57,842 That's David Silver with the video camera. 34 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:00,678 And that's his girlfriend, Donna Martin... 35 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:03,681 an angel on Earth if ever there was one. 36 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,750 ♪ ...a happy new year ♪ 37 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:08,086 ♪ And God send you a happy new year... ♪ 38 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:10,088 Oh, I just love the holidays. 39 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:11,789 I remember when I was a little girl, 40 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,058 we used to sing... 41 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,893 Miriam! Sorry. 42 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:16,160 Moving on. 43 00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:20,198 Now here's Dylan 44 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:22,367 and Kelly and Brenda 45 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:24,035 and they are the best of friends... 46 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,170 Hello, guys? 47 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:26,271 Wrapping presents today? 48 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,372 Oh, sorry. 49 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,374 Oh, here comes Geraldo Junior. 50 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,543 Uh, Bren, you got a minute for an interview? 51 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:32,711 Sure. 52 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:35,046 DAVID: Okay, wait, wait, wait, okay, Bren... 53 00:03:35,115 --> 00:03:38,082 So all the money we've raised has gone to buy these toys 54 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,319 for the kids at the Alvarado Street Elementary School, 55 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,020 and which Santa's helpers have been busy wrapping 56 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:43,254 for the past two weeks. 57 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:44,356 Oh, don't forget to say 58 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,890 this is a West Beverly tradition. 59 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,892 That's Donna Martin, our senior class liaison 60 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,328 for this year's adopt-a-school program. 61 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:50,662 Take it away, Donna. Um, 62 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,163 no, that's okay, I don't have anything else... 63 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,199 These kids have problems? 64 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:56,001 They're too good-looking to have problems. 65 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,335 Well, according 66 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,337 to section 16B of the manual, 67 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,506 "physical appearance should not be used 68 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:02,874 to determine worthiness." 69 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:05,143 Thank you for explaining that to me, Miriam. 70 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:06,577 I was just making a comment. 71 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:07,745 Sorry. 72 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:10,816 "'Twas the day before midterms 73 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,150 and all through the school..." 74 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:13,318 "The teachers were jammin', 75 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:14,619 the students were cool." 76 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:15,954 Who are they? 77 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:17,422 The editors of the school newspaper. 78 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:18,523 "The Blaze staff kicked butt 79 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:19,758 to put the paper to bed..." 80 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,860 "While visions of vacation danced 81 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,194 in their heads." 82 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,296 For the record, I just want to make it clear-- 83 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,298 they did not learn this in Honors English. 84 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:28,333 (clears throat) 85 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:29,467 Yes, we did. We did. 86 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:34,339 Ah, a troublemaker, huh? 87 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:35,873 Well, Steve gets 88 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,442 into his fair share of trouble, 89 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,945 but he's the only one I'm not worried about. 90 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,812 You know, I walk into that detention, 91 00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:43,981 and my watch stops; time stands still. 92 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:45,750 It's lethal in there. 93 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:47,419 Well, we finished wrapping the gifts 94 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,421 for the Alvarado Street kids in record time. 95 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,423 Now all we need is a Santa. 96 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:54,426 Hey, don't look at me. 97 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,694 I'm covering the event for the Blaze. 98 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:57,828 I'm taping the whole thing, 99 00:04:57,897 --> 00:04:59,431 so you can count me out. 100 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:01,766 Donna, you know, I'd love to do it, 101 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:04,369 but I'm barred from all school activities till the end of time. 102 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:07,772 That leaves only one person, Don. 103 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,507 BRANDON: Dylan. 104 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:11,008 "Ho," like a Santa. 105 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:12,677 Ho, ho, ho. No, come on, no. 106 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:14,679 No... no... no. 107 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:16,047 Come on. No. 108 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:18,216 Nice group of kids, don't you think? 109 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:20,218 What I think is you're wasting my time. 110 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:21,819 These kids don't need any help. 111 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:23,588 Oh, sure, they look fine there, 112 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,323 but that was two days ago-- look at them now! 113 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:28,126 ♪ ...with boughs of holly, fa-la, la, la, la... ♪ 114 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:29,127 What's wrong with them? 115 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,162 Not them... them. 116 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:32,396 Eh, they don't look so festive. 117 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:35,133 See? I told you. 118 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:37,669 So? It's a routine example 119 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:39,403 of seasonal apathy and depression. 120 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:41,506 Happens all the time during the holidays. 121 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:43,341 The Man Upstairs doesn't have time 122 00:05:43,409 --> 00:05:44,943 for a bunch of self-absorbed kids, 123 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,945 and neither do I. But wait! 124 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,312 Clarence, come on! 125 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:50,549 This is much more serious than you think. 126 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:52,550 At least give me a chance 127 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:54,285 to make a presentation. 128 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,820 Oh, please. 129 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:58,522 You know, I'm missing Circus of the Stars for this. 130 00:05:58,591 --> 00:05:59,991 Once you see the bigger picture, 131 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:01,659 you'll be hooked, I promise. 132 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:02,927 Just give me the highlights. 133 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:05,263 Save the rest for the reunion movie. 134 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:06,631 Okay. 135 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,867 Well, let's go back a couple of days. 136 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:11,703 Brandon and Andrea are the editors of the newspaper... 137 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,037 I know who they are, Miriam. 138 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,572 So Andrea, what's the lead story 139 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:15,974 in your special Christmas edition? 140 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,341 An exclusive interview with Ms. Claus. 141 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:19,811 It is the Year of the Woman up in the North Pole. 142 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,379 BRANDON: Don't mind her, she's on a roll. 143 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:22,847 ANDREA: Oh, what can I say, 144 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:25,350 I lost my crutches and I regained my sense of humor. 145 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,252 (phone rings) Now, this phone call is from her grandma. 146 00:06:27,321 --> 00:06:28,987 See, she lives with her grandmother, so she... 147 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,956 Shh! Let me listen. Hello. 148 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,189 West Beverly Blaze. 149 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:34,092 Did you open it? 150 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:35,994 No! Don't, don't open it, Grandma! 151 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:37,662 It's a letter from Yale! 152 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,767 Look, is it a thick envelope, or a thin envelope? 153 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:48,573 Oh. 154 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:51,576 Thanks for calling, Grandma. 155 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:55,180 Yeah, have a, um, have a good Kaluki game. 156 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:56,848 I'll see you when you get home, okay? 157 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,416 Okay, great. 158 00:06:58,484 --> 00:07:00,719 Thin envelope, huh? 159 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:03,721 Well, at least there was a letter from Jay-- 160 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,423 the mail's not all that bad. 161 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:07,992 Hey, you don't know what it says yet. 162 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:10,661 Look, Gil, we all know that a thick envelope means you got in, 163 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:13,098 and a thin envelope means: "We regret to inform you, but..." 164 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,166 Yeah, but that's what they should say 165 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:16,333 in your case, right? 166 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:17,836 No way. 167 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,304 They must have a different system for early admission. 168 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:21,572 Oh, I bet they just took one look at her application 169 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:23,541 and said, "Reject!" 170 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,209 I'll bet you she got accepted. 171 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,211 How much? 172 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,814 You want to bet me? 173 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,817 For money? 174 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,119 No. 175 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:36,287 We should let Andrea set the stakes. 176 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:38,756 We should let Andrea jump off a bridge. 177 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:40,691 I think we should go to Andrea's house right now 178 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,293 and check this out before you leap to any conclusions. 179 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:43,294 What do you say? 180 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:47,898 (laughing): I, I can't open it... 181 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,000 I can't. 182 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:50,768 Fine, I'll open it. No! 183 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:52,103 Okay! No! 184 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:53,170 You know what? 185 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:54,405 I'm gonna open Jay's letter first. 186 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,407 Andrea, open the letter! 187 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:59,410 Okay, okay, I'm gonna do it. 188 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,078 Okay. 189 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,080 Here goes nothing. 190 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:05,249 I can't handle this. 191 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,251 Phew. 192 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,253 (clears throat, laughs) 193 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:14,458 So, what does it say? 194 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:17,595 Congratulations. 195 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:18,997 It says congratulations! 196 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:21,099 (laughing) 197 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,800 That's fantastic. 198 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:23,902 What did I tell you, huh? 199 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,003 You see this, you're a Yalie now. 200 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:26,003 You're one of the cultural elite. 201 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:27,338 How does that feel? 202 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,007 I can't wait, I gotta tell Meyers. 203 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,242 He's gotta pay up on his bet. Good, 204 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,711 I'm going to make him shave his beard. 205 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:34,278 See what he looks like in the nude. 206 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,280 I gotta call Jay! 207 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,313 You know, he secretly 208 00:08:36,382 --> 00:08:37,648 didn't want me to get into Yale, 209 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,517 he wanted me to go to Northwestern with him. 210 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:41,686 Or end up at California University with me. 211 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,821 Yeah, well, that was my safe school is all. 212 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,390 I can't believe this. 213 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:46,624 Do you realize this puts you 214 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,526 in like the top one percent 215 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:50,094 of all intelligent life on the planet? 216 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,996 This is outstanding. 217 00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:53,998 So what's the Jay-man say? 218 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,504 Andrea? 219 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:09,514 BRANDON: Talk about having no class. 220 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:12,016 I mean, what kind of guy breaks up 221 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,018 with his girlfriend by sending her a letter?! 222 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,087 A coward. 223 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:20,091 You know, I never liked Jay. 224 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,659 You didn't like Jay 225 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,328 because he's a Young Republican. 226 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,163 That had nothing to do with it. 227 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,999 Well, maybe it had a little to do with it. 228 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:31,002 But you know, I always just knew that he was wrong for Andrea. 229 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,504 Of course I never said anything, 230 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,606 'cause I didn't want to seem like I was being... 231 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:35,773 JIM: Jealous? 232 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,441 Bitter? Petty? 233 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,810 Thank you, family, 234 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:42,247 for my warm holiday character profile. 235 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,281 And I'm sure you won't mind if I chop down your tree. 236 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:46,084 Oh, come on, Brandon, we're just teasing you. 237 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:48,319 We know that you and Andrea have always had a... 238 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,154 special relationship. 239 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,823 Well, in case you haven't noticed, 240 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:55,426 Nikki and I have an even more special relationship. 241 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:58,029 Yeah, we've noticed. 242 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:01,132 CLARENCE: You mean Brandon and Brenda 243 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,466 are brother and sister? 244 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,500 MIRIAM: They're twins. 245 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:04,769 Why didn't you say so? 246 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,637 Because you kept telling me to shut up. 247 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:09,841 (doorbell rings) In a nice way, of course. 248 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,080 Hi. 249 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,914 Can't beat Christmas at the Walsh house. 250 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,816 Come in. 251 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:20,718 KELLY: Wow, what a pretty tree. 252 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,553 (Jim, Cindy and Brandon saying "thank you") 253 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,588 BRENDA: Let's go study. 254 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:24,822 No, I wanna trim the tree. 255 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:26,557 Oh, come on, Bren, anything beats studying. 256 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,892 CINDY: Come on in. 257 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:31,529 Yo, did you guys hear that Andrea got into Yale? 258 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,865 Don't you just love the Walshes? 259 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,366 Nice family. 260 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,801 Good values. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 261 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,302 Tell me about the blonde. 262 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,871 Does she have something going 263 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,405 with the guy with the sideburns? 264 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,841 Well, not exactly. 265 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:44,342 It's more of a three-way, 266 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:45,443 triangular sort of thing. 267 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,078 So how come you didn't tell me 268 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,379 about them earlier? 269 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,682 'Cause I started with Brandon and Andrea! 270 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,283 Now, can I go on, please? 271 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,918 You're coming back to this triangle thing, right? 272 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,019 Yes, Clarence. 273 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,021 But first we have to go back 274 00:10:57,090 --> 00:11:00,024 to the teacher who lost his bet. 275 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,235 West Beverly offers many exciting elective courses, 276 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:14,372 such as Shaving 103, for the hygienically inclined. 277 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,807 Okay, I pay my debts, but this is ridiculous. 278 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,376 ANDREA: Okay, I changed my mind. 279 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,544 You don't have to shave it off. 280 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:21,780 (laughs) 281 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:22,980 MEYERS: Now you tell me. 282 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,649 No, actually, it's a good look for you. 283 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,250 It goes perfectly with your split personality. 284 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,685 Funny. 285 00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:30,622 Now, is this the kind of nutty banter that goes on at Yale? 286 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,957 No. All the real funny stuff is done in Latin. 287 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,626 Well, you better start boning up, Andrea. 288 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,794 E pluribus unum. 289 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,295 MEYERS: Quo vadis? 290 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,830 If you don't mind, I'll finish shaving in the bathroom. 291 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,399 BRANDON: Excelsis deo. See you, Gil. 292 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,567 ANDREA: Take care, Gil. 293 00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:43,735 MEYERS: Thanks, Andrea. 294 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,603 David, what's wrong? You're so quiet. 295 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:48,573 I don't know; I just sort of feel out of it. 296 00:11:48,642 --> 00:11:49,974 Why? 297 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,309 Well, Andrea's the first, 298 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,446 but everyone will be getting into their colleges and... 299 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,014 I'll be left here by myself in high school. 300 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,326 (Brandon sighs) 301 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,829 Jay's got pretty good timing, huh? 302 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,065 (sighs) 303 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:17,268 I used to think getting into Yale was my heart's desire. 304 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,472 Oh, well. 305 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,210 So, uh, you want to go to the movies tonight? 306 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,746 I can't. 307 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,683 Nikki's due in from San Francisco in a couple hours. 308 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,819 And you two want to be... alone? 309 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:38,556 Well, we got a little catching up to do. 310 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,496 Oh, hey, hey, don't worry. 311 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:46,731 No one's coming in. 312 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,766 I got 'em well-trained. 313 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,439 Brandon, have you s... 314 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,641 Oh. Uh, I'm sorry. 315 00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:59,043 Mom... 316 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,144 (laughs) I'm really sorry... 317 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,612 Uh, no, it-it's okay. 318 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,314 No problem. Uh... 319 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,386 Thanks, Mom. 320 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,388 I... 321 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,425 (Brandon clears his throat) 322 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,427 (soft laugh) 323 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,396 Sorry about that. 324 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,597 (both laugh) 325 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,766 Um, Brandon... 326 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,402 You know... I really missed you. 327 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,004 (laughing): I missed you, too. 328 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,172 Thanks. 329 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,374 (laughs) 330 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,476 You know, you didn't call me back last weekend. 331 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,643 I was a little worried. 332 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,348 Well, I wanted to talk to you in person. 333 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,782 It was really intense up there. 334 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:41,452 I thought you said you were getting along with your parents. 335 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,021 I did. 336 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,688 That's the problem. 337 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,857 What do you mean? 338 00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:49,126 Well, with Diesel out of the picture, 339 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:50,694 it was like old times. 340 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,431 We were really a family again. 341 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,767 So...? 342 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,768 So... 343 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,839 ...I'm moving back home, Brandon. 344 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,875 Really? 345 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,211 When? 346 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,445 Tomorrow. 347 00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:15,086 They want me home for the holidays, 348 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,988 and-and I've got a lot of school stuff 349 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,156 to straighten out up there. 350 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,058 I had to come back and get my 351 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:23,327 stuff and... see you again. 352 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,730 And say thank you. 353 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,002 (voice breaking): And wish you a Merry Christmas. 354 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,842 CLARENCE: I didn't see that coming. 355 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,610 MIRIAM: You ain't seen nothin' yet. 356 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,945 Well, it'll be okay. 357 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,014 There's a lot of fish in the sea. 358 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,515 He'll have plenty of girlfriends. 359 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,617 Not if he gets on that bus. 360 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,835 Brandon, do you have any pull with the yearbook editor? 361 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,204 'Cause I have two nominations for the Most Conniving: 362 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,471 Kelly Taylor and Dylan McKay. 363 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,740 Bren, I'm really not in the mood for this right now. 364 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,309 Or what about for the category 365 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:12,943 of Most Deceitful, or Most Disloyal? 366 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,345 Let me guess. 367 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,480 Are you feeling the sting of rejection? 368 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,049 Brandon, don't make fun of me. 369 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,418 I know it's been a while, but I'm sure 370 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,453 you know how it feels. 371 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,355 Oh, yeah. 372 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,090 It's been a while. 373 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:29,027 Like about...90 minutes. 374 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,928 What? 375 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,364 It seems Nikki just broke up with me. 376 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,632 (clicks tongue) 377 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,200 Brandon, I'm sorry. 378 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,202 Ah, it's better for her. 379 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,639 She moved back up north with her parents. 380 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:44,608 Ah, long distance relationships never work out anyway. 381 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,944 So, you just broke up? 382 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:50,048 Brandon, San Francisco's not that far away. 383 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,250 Yeah, she thought it would be best. 384 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:58,122 So, what did Dylan and Kelly do this time? 385 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:01,392 Thought you guys were like the three Musketeers these days? 386 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,960 CLARENCE: So did I. 387 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,596 They were all getting along so well. 388 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:08,166 She is talking about that pretty blonde 389 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:09,700 and the other guy, right? 390 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,535 It's Kelly and Dylan. 391 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,138 You could at least have their names straight by now. 392 00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,507 And you could remember who you're talking to, 393 00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:19,510 or you might end up doing this presentation in a black hole. 394 00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:20,811 I'm sorry. 395 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,546 There's just a lot at stake here, 396 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,915 and I've never done this before, and it's complicated. 397 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,251 All right, slow down. You're doing fine. 398 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,753 Just back up a little bit. 399 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,788 Okay, this was a few nights ago. 400 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,556 They got together to talk things over. 401 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:33,924 I'm sure you're wondering why 402 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,759 we both wanted to meet with you. 403 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,729 Thought you wanted to buy me some pie. 404 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:38,729 Yeah. 405 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,198 Humble pie. 406 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,699 My favorite kind. Seriously. 407 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,602 I don't know about you, but for me, 408 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,704 these past few weeks have been a nightmare. 409 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,372 I mean, we're at each other's throats, 410 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,808 we're arguing all the time, we can't trust one another. 411 00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,743 It hasn't been a picnic for me, either. 412 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,112 And that's why we've got to make a change. 413 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,413 Dylan, we both love you. 414 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,749 We both find you very attractive. 415 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,251 And very sexy. 416 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,786 And appealing. 417 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,824 What exactly are you two suggesting here? 418 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,794 This kid has seen too many French movies. 419 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,229 Maybe you've seen too many French movies. 420 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,530 I think 421 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:16,000 we should all stop trying to hide our mutual feelings. 422 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,134 Admit how 423 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,237 we all feel, and agree to be friends. 424 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:20,404 Good friends. 425 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,572 Platonic friends. 426 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,739 I see. 427 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,608 Dylan, you don't want to be tied down 428 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,177 right now; you said so yourself, 429 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,545 and we could all use a cooling off period. 430 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,514 That way none of us will get hurt. 431 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,683 And we're all in the same boat. 432 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,151 So, what do you think? 433 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,254 I think I love you both... 434 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:38,889 and I want to keep it that way. 435 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,491 Good. 436 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,758 That was easy. 437 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,160 To friendship. 438 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,798 Wasn't that lovely? 439 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,800 Mm. Should've known 440 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,635 we'd end up with a Disney picture. 441 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:52,803 (Miriam clears her throat) 442 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:53,938 To continue... 443 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,472 BRENDA (laughs): No! 444 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,274 (Dylan mumbles) 445 00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,876 Their arrangement worked wonderfully at first. 446 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:02,346 They really gave it the old college... uh... 447 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,281 (doorbell ringing) high school try. 448 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,784 And they all enjoyed spending time together 449 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:10,387 until that fateful night when Dylan and Kelly came over 450 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:11,655 to trim the tree. 451 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,291 Am I the only one who thinks Shakespeare is boring? 452 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,659 Yes. 453 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,260 Well, the language is so dated. 454 00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:18,762 How can you say that? 455 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,632 I mean, okay, let's say, uh, you're at your local mall, 456 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,767 somebody's hassling you, you say to them, 457 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,970 "A pox on your throat, 458 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:29,573 you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!" 459 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,208 (giggles) Yes! 460 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,609 Thank you, William Shakespeare. 461 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,578 Uh, does anybody else want a soda? 462 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:35,780 Ooh, I do. 463 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,948 Yes, wench, bring it forth. 464 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,249 KELLY: Ow. 465 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,585 Coming right up, my lord. 466 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,654 GEORGE BAILEY (on TV): If-If it'd be possible for you 467 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,723 to give me 24 hours to think it over? 468 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,158 MR. POTTER: Sure. Sure, sure, sure. 469 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,694 You go on home and talk about it to your wife. 470 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,762 I'd like to do that. Yeah. In the meantime... 471 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,964 It's a Wonderful Life. I love this movie. 472 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,434 BRANDON: How can you not? It's an American classic. 473 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:57,868 CLARENCE: It's A Wonderful Life? Never heard of it. 474 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,036 MIRIAM: Me, either. 475 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,237 I don't need 24 hours. 476 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,239 I don't have to talk to anybody. 477 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,841 I know right now, and the answer's no-- no! 478 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,075 Doggone it! 479 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,310 You sit around here... 480 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,712 Wow. Cary Grant is so amazing in this. 481 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,281 Yes. 482 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:12,816 Only it's Jimmy Stewart. 483 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,619 In the whole vast configuration of things, Oh. 484 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,355 I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider. 485 00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:22,326 You... And that goes for you, too. 486 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,843 What's that for? 487 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,044 Oh, it's for nothing. 488 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,046 It's just a friendly gesture. 489 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:45,449 Friendly? 490 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,618 Very friendly. 491 00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,262 I take it this is where 492 00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,830 their arrangement begins to unravel? 493 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,265 Not exactly. 494 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,234 Whoa. I'm sorry. 495 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,135 Oh, I'm sorry I started it. (sighs) 496 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,270 Yeah, well, you know, it's just... 497 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,673 It's a habit. 498 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,508 Yeah, I mean, a little backsliding's probably normal. 499 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,142 It just takes some getting used to. 500 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,310 Right. 501 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,345 'Cause we are just friends, Dylan. 502 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:16,947 Right. 503 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:18,682 Right. 504 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,383 Yeah. 505 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:24,555 MIRIAM: So the next day, they all went to the Peach Pit. 506 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,657 (instrumental version of "Joy to the World" plays) 507 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,959 Donna just couldn't believe we we're all being so mature 508 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,128 about this whole thing, but I just told her, 509 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,295 our friendship's really important to us. 510 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:34,598 BRENDA: Absolutely. 511 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,867 So, finish telling me about David. 512 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:40,470 Uh, his mom just decided to move to Portland, Oregon. 513 00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:42,372 Why Portland? 514 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:45,275 Because it's 1,000 miles away from his dad, I guess. 515 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,078 I'm going to go check on him. 516 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,350 Look, Dylan, about last night... 517 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,952 Hey, Bren, you don't have to say anything. 518 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,720 In fact, we probably shouldn't even mention it again. 519 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,389 Good, because it was a one-time deal. 520 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:02,158 Oh, absolutely. I just want to make sure that you know that. 521 00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:03,494 Well, accidents do happen. 522 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:04,495 Right. 523 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,697 Right. 524 00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:10,000 DONNA: Hi, guys. 525 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,002 BRENDA: Hi. 526 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,072 Hey, Dave, I'm, uh... 527 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,640 I'm sorry about your mom, man. 528 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:19,009 Oh, that's okay. It was just kind of sudden. 529 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:22,679 I got to her house, and all my stuff was packed up in boxes. 530 00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:23,948 That's rough. 531 00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:25,649 Yeah, uh, listen, I don't know 532 00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:28,252 if I'm going to be up to videotaping the trip 533 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,254 to Alvarado Street tomorrow. 534 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,555 Don't worry. I'll help you. 535 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,058 And you are going to make a great St. Nick. 536 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,225 Brenda. 537 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,328 Come on, Dylan, you can be a jolly fat man 538 00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,296 for a couple of hours without destroying your image. 539 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,968 Donna and I have to go back to school to sign off 540 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,202 on the final details for tomorrow, 541 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,171 and we'd like to put you down as Santa. 542 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:48,672 Don't do it. 543 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,073 We'll put you down as a maybe. 544 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,642 Do you want to come with us? 545 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,077 No, I'm going home with Kel. 546 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,110 I'll call you later. 547 00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:55,545 And I'll call you later. Okay. 548 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,850 BRENDA: Work on him, Kel. 549 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:03,020 Oh, I plan on it. 550 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:05,756 So, this is where their arrangement hit the skids? 551 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,459 Well, no, not exactly. 552 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,598 Dylan, why are you being so stubborn? 553 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,900 Oh, Kelly, listen. 554 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:19,470 Do you really think that any of those little kids 555 00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:21,572 are gonna believe that a slim young guy like me 556 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,074 in a red suit is Santa Claus? 557 00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:26,343 Well, some of them will. 558 00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:29,446 I mean, when I was six, I went to the mall to see Santa Claus, 559 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:32,483 and I was in heaven-- and he was Chinese. 560 00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:35,486 I never believed in Santa Claus. 561 00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:38,155 Well, that explains everything. 562 00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:40,557 What can I say? 563 00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:43,793 Come on, I bet you'd look really hot in a red suit. 564 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,730 You're being very persistent. 565 00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:49,566 Well, I promised Brenda I'd do whatever it takes. 566 00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:54,070 Whatever it takes? Mm-hmm. 567 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:56,140 Uh-oh. 568 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,808 Now nothing might've come out of it, 569 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,076 if Brenda hadn't decided to surprise Dylan 570 00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:01,344 by bringing the Santa costume 571 00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:03,948 over to his house to try it on for size. 572 00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:06,383 Surprise. Surprise. 573 00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:09,186 Exactly. 574 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,026 I know what you're going to say. 575 00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:17,861 Yeah, and you can bet it ain't "ho, ho, ho." 576 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,396 Merry Christmas, Dylan. 577 00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:21,064 Look Bren, come on in here for a second; let's talk about it. 578 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,900 So you can have a real ménage à trois? Dream on. 579 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:25,369 Brenda, let's just talk about this, okay? 580 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:26,737 There is nothing to talk about. 581 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,004 One picture is worth a thousand words! 582 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,006 Please don't go away mad. 583 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,340 Now why would I be mad? 584 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,542 Bren, it just happened. 585 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,243 Oh, like it just happened with me yesterday? 586 00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:36,246 What?! 587 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:37,815 Hey, look, I mean, we're all human-- 588 00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:38,915 all of us-- you said that. 589 00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:40,684 What "just happened" with you yesterday? 590 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:47,724 I don't know about you guys, but it's really cold out here. 591 00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:52,530 Give me that suit. 592 00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:53,831 Oh, no-- you brought it over here, 593 00:23:53,899 --> 00:23:55,198 I'm trying it on. 594 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,468 Why? So you can sit us on your lap and ask us 595 00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:59,303 what we want in our stockings? 596 00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:00,971 When yesterday, did this "just happen," 597 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,272 I would really like to know. 598 00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,375 Look, would you just relax, the both of you, okay? 599 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,942 Because nothing happened. 600 00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:07,678 Okay? Nothing happened. 601 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,780 That did not look like nothing to me. 602 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,782 You told me to convince him to play Santa. 603 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:14,251 Kelly, not by any means necessary. 604 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,353 It was just a friendly little kiss... 605 00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:17,521 at first. 606 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:19,523 Yeah, I know that routine. 607 00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:20,858 He did the same thing to you? 608 00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:22,125 Mm-hmm. 609 00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:23,893 Whoa, hey, hold on a minute, Brenda, you started it. 610 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:25,295 Don't try to deny it. 611 00:24:25,364 --> 00:24:26,997 Swell. 612 00:24:27,065 --> 00:24:28,131 Look, just take that thing off. 613 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,132 You look ridiculous! 614 00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:33,503 You know, what is ridiculous is us trying to fool ourselves 615 00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:35,305 into thinking that we could ever be friends... 616 00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:36,473 You can say that again. 617 00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:38,074 Hey, hey, what do you want from me? 618 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,309 Look, you tell me you love me. 619 00:24:39,378 --> 00:24:41,111 You tell me that I'm attractive. 620 00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:42,479 You hug me. You kiss me. 621 00:24:42,548 --> 00:24:44,814 What in heaven's name do you expect? 622 00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:48,017 Seems to be a question for you, sir. 623 00:24:48,086 --> 00:24:49,953 Don't look at me like that, Miriam. 624 00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:52,055 I can see this is heating up. 625 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,827 Donna, I need to talk to you! What's up? 626 00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:59,063 Look, Dylan and Kelly cannot go to the school with us. 627 00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:00,630 Why not? 628 00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:02,399 Because we're not speaking to each other, that's why not! 629 00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:03,934 Again? What happened now? 630 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,202 Nothing happened, all right? 631 00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:06,736 All I know is, I worked hard on this project, 632 00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:08,538 I should have some say as to who gets to go. 633 00:25:08,607 --> 00:25:10,240 Brenda, you know that's not the way it works. 634 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:11,541 Besides, who's going to be Santa? 635 00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:13,910 Fine! If you think those two are more valuable than me, 636 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,346 just cross my name off the list. 637 00:25:15,414 --> 00:25:16,380 Brenda! 638 00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:21,018 Hey Donna, listen... 639 00:25:21,087 --> 00:25:22,919 Dylan, how'd that Santa suit fit? 640 00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:24,021 Well, that's just it, it didn't. 641 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:25,155 I looked like a stewed tomato. 642 00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:26,857 Oh, I am sure you looked fine. 643 00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:28,392 I don't think I'm going on this 644 00:25:28,461 --> 00:25:29,593 little expedition of yours, Donna. 645 00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:31,328 Oh, Dylan, please don't say that. 646 00:25:31,397 --> 00:25:33,464 Hey, I'm sorry, we go to a school one day, 647 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,232 we play white knight to some underprivileged kids, 648 00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:37,468 what kind of difference is that gonna make? 649 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,135 Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. 650 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,671 Donna. 651 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:44,808 Listen, Don, I'm not feeling very good, okay? 652 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,376 Kelly, you look fine. 653 00:25:46,445 --> 00:25:48,145 Well, put me on a bus with Brenda and Dylan, 654 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:49,847 and watch me get sick to my stomach. 655 00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:51,314 Well, you don't have to worry about that 656 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,315 because Brenda already told me 657 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,617 she's not going because you are. 658 00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:55,719 She did? 659 00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:57,888 Well, you can just give her a little message for me, 660 00:25:57,957 --> 00:25:59,656 tell her that she can have that bus to herself, 661 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,158 'cause I won't be on it. 662 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:04,494 Kelly! 663 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,595 Donna. 664 00:26:05,664 --> 00:26:07,231 David, I am so glad to see you. 665 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:08,398 You cannot believe what is going on! 666 00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:10,500 Everyone is backing out on me. 667 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:15,739 I'm afraid I'll have to take a pass also. 668 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:18,408 David, look, I know you're upset about your mom, 669 00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:19,877 and I understand that. 670 00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:21,945 But you don't have to film it, if you don't want to. 671 00:26:22,014 --> 00:26:23,814 The most important thing is you being there. 672 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:25,449 But if I'm not gonna tape it, 673 00:26:25,518 --> 00:26:28,619 there's really no reason for me to be there. 674 00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:29,920 David! 675 00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:31,655 I need you. 676 00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:35,859 Listen, Donna, this is a senior class thing 677 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:36,927 and I'm not a senior. 678 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,228 I mean, let's face it, 679 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:39,229 haven't I been tagging along 680 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:40,664 with you and your friends long enough? 681 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:45,402 Look, I'll see you later. 682 00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:47,604 And, uh, I hope everything goes okay. 683 00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:52,176 Hi, Donna. 684 00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:54,544 Steve! Did you get permission to come with us today? 685 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,713 No way. They don't want a juvenile delinquent 686 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:58,415 serving as a role model. 687 00:26:58,484 --> 00:26:59,883 Well, what if you went in disguise, 688 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,352 we could smuggle you on the bus 689 00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:02,886 and they would never be the wiser. 690 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,122 You mean, red suit, floppy hat, white beard? 691 00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:08,058 Yeah, I would if I could, but I'm sorry. 692 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:12,128 Yeah, I, uh, I gotta go. See ya. 693 00:27:12,197 --> 00:27:14,264 Andrea, hi. 694 00:27:14,332 --> 00:27:15,265 Uh, hi, Donna. 695 00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:16,532 Uh, have you seen Brandon? 696 00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:17,968 No, not recently. 697 00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:19,435 Oh, well, I was hoping you could help me 698 00:27:19,504 --> 00:27:20,904 talk him into being Santa. 699 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,140 I don't think I'd carry much weight on that score today. 700 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:24,374 In fact, I was going to tell you... 701 00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:25,542 I can't go. 702 00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:27,844 Come on, Andrea, you are the last person 703 00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:29,780 I would expect to flake out on me. 704 00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:31,548 Look, I'm not flaking out on you, okay? 705 00:27:31,616 --> 00:27:34,051 It's for charity, for heaven sakes! 706 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,753 Look, I happen to do a lot of work with volunteer causes. 707 00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:38,855 Oh, I see, so now that you got into Yale, 708 00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:41,124 you don't really care what goes on your record? 709 00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:42,392 That's a nice thing to say. 710 00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:45,229 You're right; I'm sorry. 711 00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:46,897 I am just getting desperate here, 712 00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:51,201 can you please, please, help me out, Andrea! 713 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:52,602 The truth is 714 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,138 that I just think Brandon and I 715 00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:55,605 need a little time apart, okay? 716 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,308 Brandon and you? 717 00:27:58,377 --> 00:28:03,414 Donna, you're gonna have to do this without me-- sorry. 718 00:28:09,387 --> 00:28:11,521 Is someone trying to tell me something here? 719 00:28:11,589 --> 00:28:14,424 BRANDON: Donna. 720 00:28:14,492 --> 00:28:16,126 Brandon, I cannot take any more bad news 721 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:17,761 so please don't tell me you're not coming with us. 722 00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:20,097 Okay, so who do I tell? 723 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,132 How can you do this to me? 724 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,801 I know it's last minute; I'm sorry. 725 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:27,103 Brandon, please, you're the only friend I have left. 726 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:29,606 Donna, the last couple days have been really tough for me, okay? 727 00:28:29,674 --> 00:28:32,142 And I'm really not in a festive holiday sort of mood. 728 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,209 I'd just be a downer. 729 00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:34,510 So fake it. 730 00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:36,980 It will not kill you. 731 00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:40,517 Donna, get ahold of yourself. 732 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,587 Brandon, the bus is leaving in half an hour. 733 00:28:43,656 --> 00:28:44,754 How come everyone thinks 734 00:28:44,823 --> 00:28:46,223 they can just drop out at the last minute? 735 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:47,490 I can't speak for anyone else. 736 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,925 But Gil Meyers is the faculty sponsor. 737 00:28:48,994 --> 00:28:50,227 He'll let me off the hook. 738 00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:52,929 Well, Gil Meyers is not in charge of this event. 739 00:28:52,998 --> 00:28:54,431 Oh, yeah? So who is? 740 00:28:54,499 --> 00:28:57,467 If you had given us sufficient notice, 741 00:28:57,536 --> 00:29:00,170 perhaps your spaces on the bus could have been filled 742 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:01,905 from the long waiting list of students 743 00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:03,506 who would've been happy to join us 744 00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:05,976 at the Alvarado Street School today. 745 00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:07,611 But at this point, 746 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,746 unless you have a note from your doctor 747 00:29:09,815 --> 00:29:11,147 saying that you have pneumonia, 748 00:29:11,216 --> 00:29:13,784 and I want to see that chest X-ray, 749 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:15,752 I expect to see each and every one 750 00:29:15,821 --> 00:29:17,921 of your smiling faces on that bus. 751 00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:22,258 And I mean immediately, if not sooner. 752 00:29:22,327 --> 00:29:23,760 Move. 753 00:29:23,829 --> 00:29:26,797 ♪ Dashing through the snow on a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 754 00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:29,532 ♪ O'er the fields we go, laughing all the way ♪ 755 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,469 ♪ Bells on bobtail ring, making spirits bright... ♪ 756 00:29:32,538 --> 00:29:35,071 So now that I've brought you up to date... 757 00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:36,706 Not! Excuse me? 758 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:40,377 This Brandon and Andrea situation, I don't understand. 759 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:41,878 Oh, I'm sorry. 760 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:43,046 You see, you were so interested 761 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,515 in that Kelly- Dylan-Brenda affair, 762 00:29:45,584 --> 00:29:47,217 I left out a whole section. 763 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,886 Last night, after Nikki dropped her bombshell, 764 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:52,922 Brandon went over to the Peach Pit. 765 00:29:52,991 --> 00:29:55,792 What is it with me, Nat? 766 00:29:55,861 --> 00:30:00,196 Every time I get involved with a woman, it just falls apart. 767 00:30:00,265 --> 00:30:02,499 I must have bad relationship karma or something. 768 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:03,667 Aw, come on, Brandon, 769 00:30:03,736 --> 00:30:06,069 girls throw themselves at you all the time. 770 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:08,204 Another one'll come along soon enough. 771 00:30:08,273 --> 00:30:09,539 Ha-ha. 772 00:30:09,607 --> 00:30:11,641 Hi, Nat. 773 00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:13,276 Andrea, how are you? Andrea. 774 00:30:13,344 --> 00:30:14,945 NAT: I'll bag your order in a minute. 775 00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:15,879 Thanks. 776 00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:16,879 Brandon, where's Nikki? 777 00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:19,949 Uh, we had a little change of plans. 778 00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:21,684 I'm on my own tonight. 779 00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:24,854 (taps grill, clears throat) 780 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,490 Hey, you uh... 781 00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:29,192 still want to catch a flick tonight? 782 00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:30,727 I'd love to; I have to baby-sit. 783 00:30:30,796 --> 00:30:32,462 That's too bad. 784 00:30:32,531 --> 00:30:34,064 You can keep me company if you want. 785 00:30:34,132 --> 00:30:35,765 Nice house, big-screen TV... 786 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,534 Sure, what the hell. 787 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:40,537 Hey, watch your mouth, kid. 788 00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:42,773 Heck. I mean, what the heck. 789 00:30:47,712 --> 00:30:49,980 Maxine's asleep right on schedule. 790 00:30:50,048 --> 00:30:50,980 Oh. 791 00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:54,217 They're cheering us! We must be good! 792 00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:56,220 I love this movie. 793 00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:57,754 Yeah, me too. 794 00:30:57,823 --> 00:30:59,189 I just saw it last night. 795 00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:00,623 Oh, we can watch something else. 796 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:01,859 No, that's fine. 797 00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:03,793 I can watch this movie a hundred times, 798 00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,262 it'd still get to me. 799 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,740 This is a Christmas present from a very dear friend of mine. 800 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:19,709 (bell ringing) Look, Daddy. 801 00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:22,612 Teacher says every time a bell rings, 802 00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:25,481 an angel gets his wings. 803 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:30,087 That's right. That's right. 804 00:31:30,155 --> 00:31:33,623 Attaboy, Clarence. 805 00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:40,229 ♪ For Auld Lang Syne, my dear... ♪ 806 00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:42,932 (sniffling): I needed a good cry. 807 00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:45,101 Yeah, me too. 808 00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:46,936 You know, that's what I love about you. 809 00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:49,706 You're just a sentimentalist at heart. 810 00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:51,874 And what else do you love about me? 811 00:31:51,943 --> 00:31:54,411 You know, I don't know 812 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,678 what my life would've been like 813 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:56,946 if you guys hadn't moved here. 814 00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:59,883 Well, you'd be editor of the paper, 815 00:31:59,952 --> 00:32:02,452 and, uh, you'd be going to Yale. 816 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,287 Yes, but would I have been happy? 817 00:32:04,355 --> 00:32:07,523 Or would I have just been some social outcast 818 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,960 with calluses on the brain? 819 00:32:10,028 --> 00:32:12,261 That's entirely possible. 820 00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:15,799 (laughing) 821 00:32:15,868 --> 00:32:17,300 You know when I was dating Jay, 822 00:32:17,369 --> 00:32:19,770 I-I couldn't help but remember that day 823 00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:21,438 last summer when I just started seeing him 824 00:32:21,507 --> 00:32:23,840 and you were trying to convince me 825 00:32:23,909 --> 00:32:25,275 to stay at the Beach Club. 826 00:32:25,343 --> 00:32:26,643 Yeah. 827 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:28,278 You know, you were expressing your feelings. 828 00:32:28,346 --> 00:32:32,215 Yes, and I can still recall the sting of your response. 829 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:35,918 Well, you know what they say... 830 00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:38,988 timing is everything. 831 00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:55,772 I can't believe you! 832 00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:58,508 What? What'd I do? 833 00:32:58,577 --> 00:32:59,976 You were thinking of Nikki! 834 00:33:00,044 --> 00:33:01,210 You don't think I knew that? 835 00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:02,479 So, you were thinking about Jay. 836 00:33:02,547 --> 00:33:03,880 Oh, so what, now we're even? 837 00:33:03,948 --> 00:33:04,881 No, that doesn't make us even, 838 00:33:04,949 --> 00:33:06,483 because I never even liked Jay. 839 00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:08,418 In fact, I am not only insulted, 840 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,786 I'm disgusted! 841 00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:11,053 Why'd you stop it? 842 00:33:11,122 --> 00:33:14,157 Well, from there on it gets, uh... ugly. 843 00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:15,992 So, now that you've gotten all the background... 844 00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:17,527 Yeah, I see the dilemma-- 845 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:19,796 they got sidetracked with their personal problems. 846 00:33:19,864 --> 00:33:22,966 No, excuse me, but you don't know the real danger. 847 00:33:23,034 --> 00:33:24,434 Their bus is on a collision course with a truck. 848 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:27,137 I fixed that already. I got that truck rerouted. 849 00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:29,472 But I didn't even tell you about it yet. 850 00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:32,709 I took the liberty of skipping ahead a few pages. 851 00:33:32,777 --> 00:33:34,611 But how did you fix it? 852 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,612 It wasn't easy. 853 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:36,779 It's a complicated move, 854 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,581 and you can only use it one time per catastrophe. 855 00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:42,552 Craig Clemons is on the 405 to Long Beach as we speak. 856 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:43,553 Craig Clemons? 857 00:33:43,621 --> 00:33:45,889 Who cares about Craig Clemons? 858 00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:49,192 Greg Clemons is the guy driving that other truck! 859 00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:50,193 Which other truck? 860 00:33:50,261 --> 00:33:53,262 That other truck! 861 00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:58,134 Oh, so this guy, Greg Clemons, is still... 862 00:33:58,203 --> 00:33:59,335 On the road to eternity. 863 00:33:59,404 --> 00:34:02,272 And so are those kids. 864 00:34:17,923 --> 00:34:19,990 Gil. 865 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,358 Steve. 866 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:24,227 Welcome to the Alvarado Street Elementary School. 867 00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:25,661 What's the matter? 868 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:26,896 Bus ain't good enough for you? 869 00:34:26,965 --> 00:34:28,598 Ha, ha, ha. 870 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:29,833 Hey, Mrs. Teasley's not around, is she? 871 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,201 Oh, yeah. 872 00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:32,936 Aren't you violating some West Beverly penal code 873 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:34,838 just by being here? Yeah, big-time. 874 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:37,107 But I was hoping the spirit of charity would move Mrs. Teasley 875 00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:38,441 and she'd let me stay. 876 00:34:38,509 --> 00:34:40,343 Hey, what the heck, she can't give me any more detention 877 00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:42,178 than she already has, right? 878 00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:43,446 Are you from the high school? 879 00:34:43,514 --> 00:34:45,148 Are you? Yeah, are you? 880 00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:46,482 Yeah, I'm from the high school. 881 00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:48,384 They'll be here in a little while with lots of presents. 882 00:34:48,453 --> 00:34:50,053 Shouldn't they be here by now? 883 00:34:50,122 --> 00:34:52,088 I mean, I raced over from a teachers' meeting. 884 00:34:52,157 --> 00:34:53,456 I guess. I don't know. 885 00:34:53,524 --> 00:34:54,557 They must have left late. 886 00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:57,026 What's up, man? 887 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,029 Can't you make the truck stop 888 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,830 or turn left or something? 889 00:35:00,899 --> 00:35:02,699 Hey, I'm good, but I'm not a miracle worker. 890 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:05,535 Well, then don't you think it's time to call upstairs? 891 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:06,536 Absolutely not. 892 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,571 Well, why? 893 00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:08,905 You don't want any of them 894 00:35:08,974 --> 00:35:10,574 to know how badly you botched this up? 895 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:13,043 Don't blame me. It's their own fault the bus left late. 896 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:16,046 Oh, but, Clarence, look at that guy. 897 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,247 We have to do something. 898 00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:20,683 I'm sorry, Miriam; I know how badly you want your wings, 899 00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:23,420 but I'm afraid we have to let destiny run its course. 900 00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:26,890 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 901 00:35:26,959 --> 00:35:28,258 ♪ Fill the mead-cup, drain the barrel... ♪ 902 00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:30,860 Are those people ever gonna quit singing? 903 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:33,129 I happen to like the singing. 904 00:35:33,198 --> 00:35:34,364 You would. 905 00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:35,465 Why are you 906 00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:36,466 always picking on her? 907 00:35:36,534 --> 00:35:37,600 Why don't you stay out of it? 908 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:39,669 There is such a thing as over-rehearsing, Kel. 909 00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:42,238 Oh, yes, and you are 910 00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:43,673 the music critic, right? 911 00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:44,707 He's allowed to have an opinion. 912 00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:45,809 Yeah, and if he doesn't have one, 913 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:46,809 he can get one from you, 914 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:47,811 huh, Bren? 915 00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:48,878 Hey, relax, will you? 916 00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:50,347 Who died and left you boss? 917 00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:53,282 ♪ While I sing of beauty's treasure ♪ 918 00:35:53,351 --> 00:35:56,919 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. ♪ 919 00:36:04,229 --> 00:36:05,428 So you guys mellowed out 920 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,530 back here? Look, this is not gonna work out. 921 00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,832 BRENDA: Donna, we tried to warn you. 922 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,434 Yeah. This group is not cut out 923 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,203 to be the ambassadors of good will. 924 00:36:13,272 --> 00:36:15,805 So the only thing you can agree on 925 00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:17,440 is that you don't want to be here? 926 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,008 That's just great. 927 00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:20,276 So what do you propose to do 928 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:21,711 when we get there, just sit on the bus and sulk? 929 00:36:21,779 --> 00:36:24,013 None of us wanted to be on this bus, remember? 930 00:36:24,082 --> 00:36:25,248 How could I forget? 931 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:27,751 Look, we will pass out the presents. 932 00:36:27,819 --> 00:36:29,619 But that doesn't mean we have to enjoy it. 933 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,854 Yeah, and I'm not gonna wear a red suit. 934 00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:33,155 You know what, you guys? 935 00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:34,958 That is not good enough. 936 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,126 If there's one day out of this whole year 937 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:40,630 to stop thinking about ourselves, then this is it. 938 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,565 And regardless of 939 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:44,500 who gets to wear the red suit, 940 00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:47,603 this is a time to be jolly and loving and generous, 941 00:36:47,672 --> 00:36:50,106 not cynical and moody and petty. 942 00:36:50,174 --> 00:36:52,842 And if you guys can't stop and appreciate 943 00:36:52,910 --> 00:36:54,944 all of the positive things you have in your life, 944 00:36:55,012 --> 00:36:57,380 and just how lucky that you are to be here, 945 00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:59,783 you might as well get off the bus right now. 946 00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:02,418 CLARENCE: Way to go, Donna. 947 00:37:02,487 --> 00:37:04,521 MIRIAM: Not a bad idea there, kids. 948 00:37:04,589 --> 00:37:06,689 You could get off the bus anytime now. 949 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:40,056 So, how did Donna get so profound all of a sudden? 950 00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:41,624 Anybody? 951 00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:44,360 Well, I think Christmas brings out the best in her. 952 00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:46,629 And the worst in us. 953 00:37:46,698 --> 00:37:47,697 Not necessarily. 954 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:50,633 You never, uh... 955 00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:53,203 really liked Jay, huh? 956 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,771 Nah, I guess I was jealous. 957 00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:58,174 And I guess I was jealous of 958 00:37:58,243 --> 00:38:00,143 Nikki, Brooke and Emily, right? 959 00:38:00,212 --> 00:38:01,144 (laughs) 960 00:38:01,213 --> 00:38:03,146 Yeah, I got the picture. 961 00:38:07,852 --> 00:38:09,419 You know, we could 962 00:38:09,487 --> 00:38:12,354 put aside our differences for one afternoon. 963 00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:16,325 Or maybe even through the weekend. 964 00:38:16,394 --> 00:38:20,263 Or we could be really big about it and go for New Year's. 965 00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:25,668 Uh, Donna, I brought my camera, 966 00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:28,237 so if the Madrigals want to sing another chorus, 967 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,239 I can tape them. 968 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:34,477 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 969 00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:36,946 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 970 00:38:37,014 --> 00:38:39,181 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 971 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,216 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la ♪ 972 00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:41,818 ♪ La-la-la-la ♪ 973 00:38:41,886 --> 00:38:44,287 She was too persuasive for her own good. 974 00:38:44,356 --> 00:38:46,656 I can't bear to watch. 975 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:47,791 Here we go. 976 00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:49,759 Simon says put your hands on your elbow. 977 00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:50,994 Simon says put your hands down. 978 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:52,295 Simon says hop on one foot. 979 00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:53,997 Hop on the other foot. 980 00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:55,531 Ah, you all made it. 981 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,066 How we doing over here? 982 00:38:57,135 --> 00:38:58,635 I don't know. 983 00:38:58,703 --> 00:39:00,403 Simon says stop jumping. 984 00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:02,205 Wait, I think I see them. 985 00:39:02,274 --> 00:39:05,107 Well, it's about time. 986 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:06,876 Yeah, that's them. 987 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:07,944 ♪ ...boughs of holly ♪ 988 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:10,480 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 989 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:12,881 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 990 00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:14,984 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 991 00:39:15,052 --> 00:39:17,587 ♪ Fill the mead-cup, drain the barrel ♪ 992 00:39:17,655 --> 00:39:19,455 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 993 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:22,358 ♪ Troll the ancient Christmas carol ♪ 994 00:39:22,427 --> 00:39:24,394 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la... ♪ 995 00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:29,565 Oh, dear. 996 00:39:29,634 --> 00:39:31,167 Better not look, Miriam. 997 00:39:31,236 --> 00:39:32,635 Just close your eyes, and it'll be 998 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,837 over in a minute! 999 00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:40,376 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la... ♪ 1000 00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:46,849 Hey, this truck's going the wrong way 1001 00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:48,584 on a one-way street! 1002 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:54,190 Hey! 1003 00:39:54,258 --> 00:39:57,226 You're going the wrong way! You're going the wrong way! 1004 00:39:57,295 --> 00:39:58,228 Stop! 1005 00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:08,271 Ten, nine, eight, 1006 00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:11,440 seven, six, five, four, 1007 00:40:11,509 --> 00:40:14,510 three, two, one! 1008 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:17,113 (sizzling, crackling) 1009 00:40:21,619 --> 00:40:24,853 How did you do that? 1010 00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:26,322 I didn't. 1011 00:40:26,391 --> 00:40:27,623 You mean, it was... 1012 00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:28,624 A higher power. 1013 00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:32,628 Wow. 1014 00:40:32,697 --> 00:40:34,730 ♪ Here we come a-wandering ♪ 1015 00:40:34,799 --> 00:40:36,399 ♪ So fair to be seen ♪ 1016 00:40:36,468 --> 00:40:38,468 ♪ Love and joy come to you ♪ 1017 00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:40,503 ♪ And to you at Christmas, too ♪ 1018 00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:43,740 ♪ And God bless you and send you ♪ 1019 00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:44,974 ♪ A happy new year ♪ 1020 00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:49,645 ♪ And God send you a happy new year. ♪ 1021 00:40:49,714 --> 00:40:52,014 ♪ Bless the master of this house, likewise... ♪ 1022 00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,549 Well, we sure are glad you made it. 1023 00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:54,917 Yeah, we almost bailed, man. 1024 00:40:54,986 --> 00:40:57,053 Somebody up there must really like you. 1025 00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:59,321 No, the one we ought to thank is right over there. 1026 00:41:04,528 --> 00:41:06,028 Whoa! Whoa! 1027 00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:07,296 Hey, slow down, man. 1028 00:41:07,364 --> 00:41:09,031 You're gonna hit your head on the jungle gym. 1029 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:09,966 You'll get a big hematoma. 1030 00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:11,968 I had one when I was your age. 1031 00:41:17,675 --> 00:41:19,075 Hi, Mrs. Teasley. 1032 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,777 Steven. 1033 00:41:21,846 --> 00:41:24,013 ♪ Good King Wenceslas looked out ♪ 1034 00:41:24,081 --> 00:41:26,181 ♪ On the feast of Stephen ♪ 1035 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:28,951 ♪ When the snow lay round about ♪ 1036 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:31,253 ♪ Deep and crisp and even ♪ 1037 00:41:31,323 --> 00:41:33,756 ♪ Brightly shone the moon that night ♪ 1038 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:36,659 ♪ Though the frost was cruel ♪ 1039 00:41:36,728 --> 00:41:42,565 ♪ When a poor man came in sight gathering winter fuel ♪ 1040 00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:45,735 ♪ Hither, page, and stand by me ♪ 1041 00:41:45,803 --> 00:41:48,637 ♪ If thou know'st it, telling ♪ 1042 00:41:48,706 --> 00:41:51,240 ♪ Yonder peasant, who is he? ♪ 1043 00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:53,809 ♪ Where and what his dwelling? ♪ 1044 00:41:53,878 --> 00:41:55,711 ♪ Sire, he lives a good league hence ♪ 1045 00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:58,047 ♪ Underneath the mountain... ♪ 1046 00:41:58,115 --> 00:41:59,314 Here, this is Dylan's department. 1047 00:41:59,383 --> 00:42:00,650 Here, now. 1048 00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:01,984 It's very easy. 1049 00:42:02,053 --> 00:42:03,986 It's all in the wrist, okay? 1050 00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:07,122 Oh, my Lord. 1051 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:09,124 Good job. (laughs) 1052 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,060 She's like a pro. You probably knew that. 1053 00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:14,330 ♪ Thou and I will see him dine ♪ 1054 00:42:14,399 --> 00:42:16,865 ♪ When we bear them hither ♪ 1055 00:42:16,934 --> 00:42:19,468 ♪ Page and monarch, forth they went... ♪ 1056 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,704 You know, Donna... 1057 00:42:21,772 --> 00:42:23,939 if I load up on required courses, 1058 00:42:24,008 --> 00:42:26,275 like I'd planned on doing last summer, 1059 00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:28,611 I could finish early and graduate with your class. 1060 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,246 That's great. 1061 00:42:30,314 --> 00:42:32,315 But when will we ever get to see each other? 1062 00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:36,785 Uh... when we graduate? 1063 00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:41,858 ♪ Mark my footsteps, my good page ♪ 1064 00:42:41,926 --> 00:42:44,793 ♪ Tread thou in them boldly ♪ 1065 00:42:44,862 --> 00:42:47,196 ♪ Thou shalt find the winter's rage ♪ 1066 00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:52,134 ♪ Freeze thy blood less coldly ♪ 1067 00:42:52,203 --> 00:42:54,937 ♪ In his master's steps he trod ♪ 1068 00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:57,407 ♪ Where the snow lay dinted ♪ 1069 00:42:57,475 --> 00:43:00,042 ♪ Heat was in the very sod ♪ 1070 00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:02,478 ♪ Which the saint had printed ♪ 1071 00:43:02,547 --> 00:43:04,246 ♪ Therefore, Christian men, be sure ♪ 1072 00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:07,383 ♪ Wealth or rank possessing ♪ 1073 00:43:07,451 --> 00:43:09,752 ♪ Ye who now will bless the poor ♪ 1074 00:43:09,821 --> 00:43:14,757 ♪ Shall yourselves find blessing. ♪ 1075 00:43:17,194 --> 00:43:19,962 You guys never decorated my cookies that good. 1076 00:43:20,031 --> 00:43:22,865 Dylan, Kelly and I have been talking. 1077 00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:25,301 Always a dangerous trend. 1078 00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:27,836 You see, this Three Musketeers thing 1079 00:43:27,905 --> 00:43:29,104 was a bad idea. 1080 00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:31,673 So we've decided on a new plan. 1081 00:43:31,742 --> 00:43:32,975 W-W-Wait-- you've decided? 1082 00:43:33,044 --> 00:43:35,477 Yep. You can't have your cookie and eat it, too. 1083 00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:37,746 Well... So you've got to decide 1084 00:43:37,816 --> 00:43:39,949 which of us you want to be with on New Year's Eve. 1085 00:43:40,018 --> 00:43:41,517 Or else. 1086 00:43:41,585 --> 00:43:42,718 Now, if you'll excuse us, 1087 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:44,620 we have to go tell Santa what we want for Christmas. 1088 00:43:44,689 --> 00:43:45,621 Good-bye. 1089 00:43:54,099 --> 00:43:55,064 (bells jingling) 1090 00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:57,667 ♪ Joy to the world... ♪ 1091 00:43:57,735 --> 00:43:58,767 Did you hear that? 1092 00:43:58,836 --> 00:44:00,636 You know, they say every time a bell rings, 1093 00:44:00,705 --> 00:44:02,871 it means an angel is getting her wings. 1094 00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:04,807 Oh, how cute. 1095 00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:05,808 It's true. 1096 00:44:05,876 --> 00:44:08,744 (bell ringing loudly) 1097 00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:12,415 ♪ And heaven and heaven ♪ 1098 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:16,085 Oh, Clarence, are these wings for me? 1099 00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:18,020 You did good, Miriam. 1100 00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:19,621 Thank you, Clarence. 1101 00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:22,624 Don't thank me, thank... You-Know-Who. 1102 00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:36,004 (bells jingling)